Post by speckledtail on Jul 15, 2008 22:30:03 GMT -5
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of any supermarket!
1-Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf.
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price.
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices".
5-when the announcer comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-Start a fish finger fight.
7-Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.
10-Slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-Attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-Throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-Whisper "I know your little secret"' to people in the checkout line.
14-Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.
15-Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
1-Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf.
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price.
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices".
5-when the announcer comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-Start a fish finger fight.
7-Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.
10-Slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-Attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-Throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-Whisper "I know your little secret"' to people in the checkout line.
14-Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.
15-Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."